though he's a dumb and crazy dickhead,
I want him in my bed.
His hair is so sexy, and angry and awesome,
that I get nosebleed,
everytime I see it.
I tried to be cooler so hard,
but it all came up more like fart.
He doesn't love me back, oh my,
and all I do now is cry.
I even got myself a mohawk. I nailed a strap of fabric, stabilized nails with hot silicone glue and sew the fabric on the hood.